A Plea To Jet Blue


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Sure, you're the scrappy upstart that wants to unseat the top-heavy behemoths who can't seem to run a viable business without government bailouts and tax breaks. And who could hate your cute retro ads that evoke a simpler, cooler time? But when you left us stranded in Atlantic City for 4 hours I vowed to never sit in your relatively comfortable leather seats again, and I meant it.

I'm giving you another chance, against my better judgement. I'm flying down to Tampa and back in a twelve hour timespan, and I can't brook any delays. I want to like you, I really do, but 'jetting' doesn't include massive flight delays.